Shitcock

Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.

(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars

by Timmah July 29, 2004

sitcomsyndrome

The point at which any individual has watched too much Television/Sitcoms that he or she can link anything from reality to a tv show.

Mr. Hubberbottom: I can not believe she left my son at the altar like this!

Random Kid: This is just like that episode of The Simpsons where lisa gets her fortune told, and she ... *trails off*

Mr. Hubberbottom: Wha.?

Ms. Hubberbottom: She has a case of sitcomsyndrome

by Homeroneski August 3, 2010

shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.

After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums

by Canobes August 29, 2017

Sitcom fuckening

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!

Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)

by Zombomb June 8, 2019

Shit.com

The best site where you can play minecraft on your browser

Oh hey wanna play some minecraft go to shit.com

by TrevorMcgregor001 November 6, 2020

sitcomwanda

sitcomwanda is a twitter account that stans tom holland, ariana grande, wandavision, and avatar: the last airbender. he also secretly stans taylor swift

hey have you seen sitcomwanda’s latest tweet? it’s so funny!

by number1trisfan October 13, 2021

Shitcoat

An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.

"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"

"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"

by Captain Mauser January 8, 2022