Shitbarge

A large, 4-door, generally American sedan which is cheaply made and unreliable.

Did you see that Chevy Hank got? It’s a total shitbarge!

by RandomGuy7777 March 22, 2020

shitkarl

when you see a piece of shit on the ground and throw it at someone around you.

I was walking through the park and saw some dogshit so i totally shitkarled this guy infront of me.

by chuckolupocus April 24, 2009

shitbate

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

by young n high February 27, 2010

shitbear

1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.

1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"

2. "Have you seen Landers?"

"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."

by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

shitbagtittyfuck

To fuck someone so hard they lose their titties

Ah dude I shitbagtittyfucked her so good last night!

by Tittylicker123 December 11, 2018

Shitberg

An Iceberg formed entirely of feces. Typically associated with things much worse than the tip of an Iceberg.

Today was just the tip of the shitberg that this week has been.

by Sceep May 23, 2019