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Shitbag

Shitbag: A person who in a nutshell is/does:
a. ungodly dumb stuff.
b. comes up with the most retarded scenarios.
c. plain and simple is a piece of shit.
1. MJ: Dick my dick off!
CC: Wow! Are you a shitbag!
by C'sTits August 28, 2008
mugGet the Shitbagmug.

Shitbag

A noun used to describe bullies, assholes, or other rude people
Kaden: Your clothes suck!
Houston: Shut up, shitbag
by 64SilverEyes January 17, 2023
mugGet the Shitbagmug.

Shitbag broke

Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.
I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.
by lemonjuicepandafucker January 6, 2019
mugGet the Shitbag brokemug.

Shitbag

Gamez is a shitbag
by Park2458 September 9, 2019
mugGet the Shitbagmug.

shitbag

Someone whom will not perform an act due to fear of failure or rejection.
He's a shitbag, he wouldn't do it. The shitbag.
by UrbanDickwad June 19, 2016
mugGet the shitbagmug.

Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.
“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
by Lil hed February 24, 2025
mugGet the Banged in the face with a shitbagmug.

shitbag

Shitbag is a term where you made me super fucking mad and your being a dick, you shitbag.
"OI! FUCK OFF YOU SHITBAG"
by SwaggyHunter October 19, 2020
mugGet the shitbagmug.

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