Shitten

A sheep kitten also known as a shat

I just got a new shitten!

by Shitten February 23, 2020

shatton

A person whom loves the color “piss yellow”

Person 1: Oh look, there is a piss yellow car.

Person 2: Oh, it must be shatton’s

by Dankdonkey April 28, 2021

kyle shittenhoused

1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.

2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.

Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.

by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022

sharten

when you have to cut an activity short because of a shart

Kathy had to sharten the tour of the hospital. Jim had a shartened nap this weekend.

by mrfixit getzit August 16, 2018

shatter pussy

A guy who has sex with many women in order to obtain fame-like status.

Me: Hey man what's that SP stand for?
Him: Oh, I'm a Shatter Pussy.

by DanteKillboy March 21, 2008

Shitten

When a person wraps copious amounts of toilet paper around their hands in order to keep their hands/fingers clear of doo-doo they have made a shitten.
Derived from the former shit-mitten.

It was horrible when I was assaulted by my careless turdburglar co-worker because my pants were down and I was wearing one brown shitten.

by MagdalenaOriginal August 5, 2009

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003