sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

by Ishatmyself June 5, 2010

Spasted

To be really stoned and really drunk at the same time. Word is a cross between spliff (Sp) and wasted (asted).

Aww man, we started on the beers last night then someone passed round the spliff; I ended up completely spasted.

by BrenLa November 8, 2010

shastelyn

shast is the most beautiful girl out there. she’s a loyal friend and she’ll always be there for you no matter what. she loves everyone around her and she’s one of the most loyal girls ever. her comedy is amazing and she makes everyone laugh even when they’re sad.

i wanna be shastelyn’s friend

by bruhpills December 24, 2020

gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal

damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.

by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

shafted

To be hanging out with a group of friends, then left out of all conversation and jokes while friends continue like you aren't even there.

I was completely shafted tonight; I went to the mall with a group of friends, and they acted like I wasn't even there.

by T-MON3Y November 28, 2009

Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

shisted

A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.

Livin' life shisted.

by anewbeginning April 18, 2009