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Scared of the baird

A person, namely male, who is too scared to have sex.

The baird being a Scottish slang term for a vagina.
Guy 1: So did you two have sex last night?

Guy 2: nah...i...eh....just didnt feel like it.

Guy 1: nah you're just scared of the baird!
by BeccaaBee November 23, 2009
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Get Scared

A Band filled with metal, screamo, and repeatable tunes. They have been #1 in countries, and in hearts
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Sharedbrain Syndrome

A brilliant idea that you come up with that you later find out that someone else has already thought of.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."
1.Coming up with a word or phrase that you think is really funny and original such as dudety. To describe male nudity in a film. Then finding out later that you just have Sharedbrain Syndrome.

2.I had this great idea the other day but i guess it was just sharedbrain syndrome.
by Fritztheten December 9, 2008
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shaedan

I Shaedaned that test!
by Earthangel May 9, 2014
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Shimmy Shamed

1) To beaten half to death
2) To be pistol whipped
3) To be clubbed over the head with not a foreign object but a familiar one like a bat ot 2x4 (two by four)
4) To be tricked, scammed or hustled
1) I made a wrong turn in Washington Heights and was Shimmy Shamed.
2) I was out cold when vinny shimmy shamed me with that .45.
3) Man, my head hurts after being shimmy shamed with a boulder, brick, golf club or "insert very familiar object here".

4) I took my family to times square where this guy and his associates Shimmy Shame me at 3 card monty and I lost all my money and marbles.
by shimmy, sham, shimmy sham September 24, 2009
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Cock Shaped Mouth

Any individual, generally female, whose mouth is shaped and designed primairly for the insertion of male genitals. The shape, size, and controlled contortions of said aperture can all lend themselves to its defining as a 'cock shaped mouth'.
"She's got a stupid cock shaped mouth on her...... I could see how it would be appealing when drunk"

"That cum dumpster has a serious cock shaped mouth"
by Twanker94 May 18, 2012
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Reverse Seared Filet

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.
I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
by EvilGramps September 5, 2016
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