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Severna Park

Everyone that is hating on Severna Park is stupid. The Place has great schools, both public and private. The area in general is wealthy and well taken care of. They have great sports leagues that start when they are young. I wish I would have been fortunate enough to have not moved as much as I have, but when my dad was in the military we had to move. Now I am kinda stuck going to shit hole Meade High School. There are so few true preps u can count them on ur hands and toes and still have some of each left over. Also I am the only kid at the school that does pop their collar which puts Meade's Popped to UnPopped Ratio at 1599:1.

It sucks having wealthy ass parents in an area full of not poor but not rich people that don't like the fact u have new and expensive clothes. Look it isn't a kids fault cuz his parents have money and they want their kids to have a good life.

And also, Severna Park has a gynormous amount of gorgeous girls. Meade has none. So for anyone who doesn't go to a good school like Severna Park or a school with a good amount of Good looking preppy girls go to Annapolis mall... can u say DAYUM.

That is it from the Preppy minortity at Meade High School. Class 07' Represent! haha... wow... i was sounding so good until here.
My collar popped and their panties dropped
by Jared aka Red Racer August 29, 2005
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Severn

A very, very weird place... Severn is filled with: Military people, preps, rednecks (quarterfield and WB & A Road especially), blacks (Disney road, queenstown road, van bokkelen elem. area), Mexicans, and that one asian or indian guy as well. Severn's biggest attractions: Wal-mart supercenter, Chick fil A, and Severn Danza park. The biggest neighborhood would be the Severn Trailer Park. Severn also has around 5-10 confederate flags flying in various houses (i dont really mind rebel flags, but im sure some people do.)

The local schools would be: Meade High School (anyone in severn near Fort Meade, MD), Glen Burnie HS, Old Mill HS (Millersville, aka the truck stop), and a tiny portion is served by Arundel HS. There is literally nothing here besides Walmart, so most people (whether you're white, black, hispanic etc) go to Arundel Mills or Waugh Chapel for entertainment. Severn also has a shit load of churches too.

Overall, this place is OK, you'll survive if you're redneck (Me as an example), a military vet, a black guy or the occasional Hispanic/Asian. I'd give severn an honest 6.5/10, this place needs to have more shit.
severn is the shit, but we do have our flaws.
by MarylandRedneck69 April 1, 2017
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Severna Park High

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Severna Park

Girls in Severna Park are mostly preppy! We are not all bitches, some of us are...we do have a lot of money. A lot of our parents pay for everything, not everyone just a lot. We do pop our collars, which we dont do to be "preppy" just because we think it looks hott. Chartwell is where most of the snotty girls hang out! Me being one of them, we are not really that snotty! We just know what we want...and we get it! Severna Park is a great place to live...water is beautiful and cute botiques all over town! The greatest place in Maryland would most def. have to be SP! I cant say anything about the high school because i attend a priate academy for girls!
Beautiful, Wealthy, Tan....Young ladies or hott guys
by Bethany May 5, 2005
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Home of the severna park falcons who kickass in every sport, especially field hockey.
Rich snobs are the best, and we know it. Don't try to steal our side pony tail posers. They wish they could be like us and know that a non-parkie's life costs the same as our rolex!
by class of '08 January 31, 2005
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