A martial artist action movie star with a face full of wrinkles, constantly squinting eyes, short black hair with a widow's peak and a dumb ponytail.
His movie career began with "Above the Law" in 1987, and throughout the 90s he starred in several more mainstream action movies. His career came to a doom in the early 00s, where in 2002 he made his last released-to-theaters movie "Half Past Dead" with rapper Ja Rule.
Through recent years, he's been making crap Direct-to-DVD movies, sometimes making up to four or five movies a year. 2010 saw the return of Seagal to the big screen...for Machete, in which he's the villain. Oh and he dies.
His movies are known for:
*His character either is out for revenge or has to rescue someone.
*The fight scenes have quick cuts, lots of obvious doubles, unnecessary close ups and the camera spinning around rapidly trying to fool audiences into thinking Seagal is actually hitting someone.
*Seagal requires a stunt double to walk.
*He can take someone's gun by barely raising his hand.
*He will say some stupid cliche line before beating the shit out of someone.
*His movie's plots are always "SERIOUS" dark and gritty
His movie career began with "Above the Law" in 1987, and throughout the 90s he starred in several more mainstream action movies. His career came to a doom in the early 00s, where in 2002 he made his last released-to-theaters movie "Half Past Dead" with rapper Ja Rule.
Through recent years, he's been making crap Direct-to-DVD movies, sometimes making up to four or five movies a year. 2010 saw the return of Seagal to the big screen...for Machete, in which he's the villain. Oh and he dies.
His movies are known for:
*His character either is out for revenge or has to rescue someone.
*The fight scenes have quick cuts, lots of obvious doubles, unnecessary close ups and the camera spinning around rapidly trying to fool audiences into thinking Seagal is actually hitting someone.
*Seagal requires a stunt double to walk.
*He can take someone's gun by barely raising his hand.
*He will say some stupid cliche line before beating the shit out of someone.
*His movie's plots are always "SERIOUS" dark and gritty
Danny: Wanna watch a Steven Seagal movie?
Marshall: Didn't that guy die from eating too many McDonald's?
Marshall: Didn't that guy die from eating too many McDonald's?
by MtnDew23 January 13, 2011
Get the Steven Seagal mug.An evil company that was started in 1934 by Adolf Hitler,and then in the earlier 1950s,Nuked the aliens than had the remedy for immortality,and now,they have over 100,000,001 H-bombs
by KillerClam June 5, 2007
Get the SEGA mug.Related Words
seuga
• SEGA
• SEGA Dreamcast
• senga
• Sega Master System
• SEGA Saturn
• segal
• selga
• sauga pop
• saugat
by AYB February 17, 2003
Get the SEGA Saturn mug.A fictional species of sentient, furry animals with canine and avian traits. Invented by Trancy Mick.
A sergal may eat or rape you, and possibly at the same time.
A sergal may eat or rape you, and possibly at the same time.
by LaofMoonster October 30, 2010
Get the Sergal mug.To jab someone in the throat with an upward palm, fingers together similar to the way Steven Seagal hits people. This is accented by saying "Seagal" as you do it.
I was walking through the bar "Seagaling" random strangers.
I snuck up on Dino and jabbed him in the throat, yelling "Seagal" as I did it.
That fucker Seagal'd me for no reason when I was leaving the Sox game.
I snuck up on Dino and jabbed him in the throat, yelling "Seagal" as I did it.
That fucker Seagal'd me for no reason when I was leaving the Sox game.
by VincenzoL April 2, 2013
Get the Seagal mug.by xyzyxyz December 2, 2004
Get the SEGA mug.The living God of No Selling, Steven Seagal has never been injured in any movie he has starred in. If you were to use it as an adjective, it would describe a situation were you were expected to get hurt, but came out without a scratch.
Person 1: "Whoa, you just Steven Seagalled that Car Wreck. It looks like everyone else involved is dead."
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)
by Big E to the Z December 1, 2006
Get the Steven Seagal mug.