by monaegers January 3, 2008
Get the Sehmat mug.A blank or inappropriate facial expression worn while staring at a screen at a dance party or social club.
Dude1: 'Check out that sweet blonde on the dance floor'
DJ: Who? I was selecting tracks.'
Dude1: '...I'm gonna bitch slap you in your Serato Face'
DJ: Who? I was selecting tracks.'
Dude1: '...I'm gonna bitch slap you in your Serato Face'
by pagaille21 February 5, 2013
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"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"
"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"
by blackfella April 14, 2014
Get the spermatosis mug.Skateboard bail where the deck whips out at high speed, smacking into someone's (or more humorously your own) ankle / achillies tendon. Derived from the scene in Pet Sematary where the kid is under the bed and slashes Jud's achilles tendon
by Urby Ambcock December 9, 2008
Get the Pet Sematary mug.Sarmat, known as the perfect retard; is a complete dumbass. We give him perfect instructions yet he doesn't follow them, in this essay I will be explaining how sarmat is a failed product of evolution and how to fix his chromosomes.
Here is how sarmat defied the laws of physics, first of all you know Einsteins black hole discovery? He didn’t need to do all of that sadly, he just needed to look into sarmat’s brain.
His brain is so small that it imploded on itself and formed a black hole, thus he can’t listen to simple directions and form his own. He tries his best yet fails horribly in order to curry the favor of the public.
He thinks he is better than everyone even though hes a complete idiot with 2 IQ, and thats overestimating it. We have evidence to back up our claims, y’know like an actual essay.
Here is how sarmat defied the laws of physics, first of all you know Einsteins black hole discovery? He didn’t need to do all of that sadly, he just needed to look into sarmat’s brain.
His brain is so small that it imploded on itself and formed a black hole, thus he can’t listen to simple directions and form his own. He tries his best yet fails horribly in order to curry the favor of the public.
He thinks he is better than everyone even though hes a complete idiot with 2 IQ, and thats overestimating it. We have evidence to back up our claims, y’know like an actual essay.
by TylerB272 April 2, 2021
Get the sarmat mug.by jean dupont June 21, 2007
Get the serratrice mug.A ridiculous challenge between male friends to determine who can ejaculate the most times within 24 hours.
Guy 1: I bet you guys can only jack off twice before you can't anymore!
Guy 2: Why don't we have a spermathon to determine who can do it the most!
Guy 2: Why don't we have a spermathon to determine who can do it the most!
by wanker69 March 10, 2012
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