squelf

To be assaulted by a person at least 8 inches shorter than you, or to assault a person at least 8 inches taller than you.

"If he puts his hands on his knees to talk to me one more time I'm going to give him the squelfing of his life!"

"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"

by Juice Box Jerry September 21, 2017

dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

Hallelujah Sequence

Generally, a scene in a movie where there's a super sad song playing because the main character is alone and is about to lose all the good things in their life.

Term originally coined by Schaffrillas Productions in his video: "Why Shrek the Third is a Cinematic Disaster".

Jacob: "Hey, didja see that movie I sent you the other day?"
Paul: "Yeah, there was a really sad Hallelujah Sequence in that one. It made me cry for a bit."

by TheNewOrchestra September 20, 2019

Sequelitis

A medical condition propogated by a combination of commercial success and creative ineptitude. Symptoms include bad movies and music, arrogance, denial, and desperation. In that order.

Treat symptoms with a daily dose of self-realization.

After critical acclaim and record numbers at the box office, Warner was quickly stricken with Sequelitis.

by Zizz February 6, 2005

Sequenced Mindset

A Hip Hop crew from the Bay Area. Members include Ninski, Bugg, Zero and DJ Incogneeto. Formed in 1999 freestyling at parties and making 4 track tapes. Their albums include: "Serving Globally" 2003 HR Records, "Shadow Walkers" 2006 HR Records, and "Den of Thieves" ep 2008 HR Records.

"Sequenced Mindset, Minds is Sequenced, Bustin pimp shit up on this frequency, frequently..."

by RapFan08 August 10, 2008

squel

a small, or miniature squeal.

see squeal.

I could not hear her, her squeal was muffled and came out a squel.

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011

Sequence Dress

Ghetto slang for a dress made of sequined fabric. I first heard this used on Ru Paul's Drag Race when trashy queen Roxy Andrews said she was planning on wearing a "sequence dress" clearly meaning a dress with sequins. Right. At first I assumed Roxy was just a bit thick in the head, but not long after, I heard a friend of mine with somewhat similar background use the exact same expression/mispronunciation.

Under-educated Drag Queen: "Gurl, I"m gonna look fierce tonight in that black sequence dress!

English speaker: "Do you mean a dress with sequins?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Bitch, what you talk'in? One sequence, two sequence. You know, a sequence dress. Hello?!"
English speaker: "Yeah, the word is SEQUIN. One sequin, two sequins, a sequined gown."
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Why you throw'in shade bitch? I'll cut you!"
English speaker: "What?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "We're through, lady. I don't need you getting in the way of my fabulous ass. This bitch is serving fish, hunty."

by Lovecrafty April 25, 2013