sealed without a kiss

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

by A. Definer January 1, 2012

Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.

Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."

by mikekais September 24, 2013

baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.

Shoot your baby seed in there.

by babylegsandwheels December 30, 2015

bird seeding

when you feed birds

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"

by Pati Doku July 18, 2017

Stun Seed

An online internet joke where a person tells someone to spell "stun Seed" backwards, causing them to say "Dees Nuts"

Hey Sonic, spell Stun Seed backwards

by Axolotl_Man August 15, 2021

Chuckin a seedy one

Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.

1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.

by MR BALDY March 4, 2008