Don’t hug me I’m scared

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)

Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

by Dolan_addict64 November 16, 2018

Britney Speared

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.

After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy

by Mykie G April 9, 2010

im scared

you when you look something innocent up on urban dictionary

i just went on urban dictionary and im scared

by angrykarkat July 1, 2018

scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008

Sealed

the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja

m8 you’re so sealed get off fortnite

by annaark March 24, 2020

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Scaredphobia

Where you are scared to be scared most dear devils have this phobia, most commonly found in emo boys, emo girls, baddies and dear devils. If you have this phobia you hide it because you don’t want anyone too know that you’re scared. An exemple is:

Person 1: *gulp*
Person 2: are you scared?
Person 1: n-n-no you know i’m not scared of anything

Person 2: okay
*at person 1’s house*
Person 1: what is scaredphobia

Person 1: I-I-I-I have scaredphobia…..

by Llama Queen August 17, 2021