scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

scrummers

The words scrumptious and yummy had sex and scrummers is their love-child. Not only a descriptive of that which is ultimately delicious to the mouth, but an exclamation of certain gays upon encountering a particularly hunky man, usually accompanied by an agitation of hands and said with a squeal.

"Oh looky over there, Ms. Thang! Break me off a piece of that man-cake. Somebody's been working out. That is one stud that I find SCRUMMERS!", or, "The disguised food critic caused all the patrons of the restaurant to turn around ogle when he screached, 'SCRUMMERS!' over the Lard Pie he had just tasted."

by KremeDeMentia January 10, 2010

scrumpin

The act of intercourse preformed in close quarters.

I took your mom to the drive-in, we got to scrumpin before the previews.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

scrumping

An african american type of dancing involving moving every part of your body simultaneously and continuously for several minutes.

"Dude he was scrumping last night at the club."

by kingballscupmaster May 22, 2009