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by destiny lol March 4, 2021

Schlongburgler

One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.

That guy Dave is such a schlongburgler, he makes Clay Aiken look like the brawny man.

by Schlongburgler January 13, 2009

donkey kong dong shlong

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

schlong john

If, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schlong john. Can also be used for particularly long and skinny and/or phallic long johns.

Whoa! Watch where you point that schlong john.

by SamAdams February 1, 2005

Schlongwich

The "Torpedo sandwich" at Quiznos; a horrible tasting sandwich that is shaped exactly like a dick, the image of which is augmented by mayonnaise dripping out the front of it.

Max: I got the Torpedo at Quiznos, it was disgusting.
Chris: Haha Max, you ate a schlongwich!

by Bedlam 1-2-3 April 26, 2009