Splash Guard

To put a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before a power poop to eliminate sound and splashback

I just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.

by 12MATZIE December 5, 2009

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slash'n'burn

Nasty dose of chlamydia that inflames the urethra. The necessity to pass urine causes excruciating pain, hence when you go for a 'slash' against a brick wall, it burns like you wouldn't believe!

'Mate, I'd stay well away from those Thai hookers of i were you. Last trip to Pattaya was a God-awful experience!'
'Why, what happened? You get drugged and robbed or something?'
'Nope. Caught slash'n'burn.'
'Oh, My Buddha, that's Nasty!'

by Neil-Iger October 4, 2013

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splash drive

A flash drive that is loaded with bukake/money shot videos.

Hey bro, can I borrow your splash drive. I need some lighter fluid for when I BBQ alone.

by Tudaan April 16, 2014

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team slash

The act of urinating with a group of men during a party, usually outdoors. also see Team piss.

Guy 1: "I need to piss, bro I'm like 6 brews deep!"

Guy 2: "Team slash!"

Both Guys: "Yeah!!!"

by DannyZ805 March 4, 2011

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Rougen Splash

A shit of unexpected magnitude, density and cohesive quality, such that when it hits the water in the toilet it creates an almost Sea World like eruption of water that cascades across your ass cheeks.

Dude, I went to take a quick dump but imagine my surprise when the shit ending up being a complete rougen splash.

by Dr. Ike August 3, 2011

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