schwafted

the act of being wasted combined with being shafted.

an adj. to describe what happened to you when you got drunk and passed out and your rear end hurts.

that kid got so schwafted last night! did you see that sharpie design on his face?

by anders and angus June 3, 2006

feng schwasted

a surrounding harmonious atmosphere encouraging a state of intoxication

The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted.

by aliceflame July 29, 2011

schwapping it

to masturbate. It is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation.

Simone: Hey, you got to check out this new porn I made it will make you touch yourself.
Phil: No thanks, I have schwapping it since I've been here.

by Founding Father of Schwap December 12, 2006

schwasted

A word that Maria likes to use in her away messages even though it is clearly not part of the English language.

"Umich is so boring, all we do is get schwasted"

by Atrain April 28, 2004

Schweppes

A tasty drank. One that was first made in 1783. A lemon-lime type flavor. Just looks like a german beer. It's good for when your sick

"I'm thirstier than the devil's vagina!"
"Than yo drank of choice be SCHWEPPES!"

by Charlie Mcnarlie March 19, 2008

Schwacked

1. To get slapped by a large penis

2. Substitute for any curse word

1. I wanna get schwacked
2. I’m so schwacked right now

3. Let's get schwacked

by Narwall Williams December 2, 2018

schwasted

A word used by little kids who think they're drunk

That party got me so schwasted last night.. I don't remember anything after I fell asleep.. I might have been on marijuana

by genericwhitemale February 10, 2008