Schelling

When you're suppose to be working but you blatantly sit on your ass and stare at your phone for hours at a time.

Dude, I see you schelling over there. Time to get back to work you Scheller.

by MitchCumstein August 10, 2017

Louise Schilling

Since when does R come before T?

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M O P Q T S R U V W X Y Z" - Louise Schilling

by Tammy Tender October 11, 2011

Carl Schilling

A Peacefull man.

he meditates under a mango tree daily and would never hurt a fly

Carl Schilling is the peacefull man

by qwertyuiopbcydgfnosdnf November 24, 2011

schillingmaster

A truely haneous person, usually with the first name of Malia, with no friends, is dyslexic, skinny enough to break in half, and spends every waking moment watching TV shows such as 'The Office' and 'Ugly Betty'.

Schillingmaster has quite a big problem with dyslexia -(See definition #4), she doesn't understand the difference between fired and fried.

by hajugjug November 10, 2008

Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019

schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

To Schilling

To take a hard penis like object and run around a room jerking it off

Man, that was so weird when he grabbed that bottle of Andre and started to Schilling it

by Sexrobotsexrobot October 31, 2011