scopadidle

fast moving person/thing

He is a little scopadidle

by debbie boon January 31, 2004

scoopa dunk

when one is dunking a biscuit in ones tea and it brakes and you have to scoop it out with a spoon

yo yo G i just scoopa dunked your moms tea for real, she doin 4:20 en shit.

my moms always higher dan a muva fucka,

by v.i.t.sssss June 12, 2005

Schpants

A term made famous by a kid name Jason who routinely bought shorts that were ridiculously long. These shorts would be worn ridiculously low and give off the appearance as a short pair of pants.

Jason had on a red jacket and red schpants he looks like a stop sign.

by Jade Crain April 29, 2008

schpack

A street term used instead of ejaculation or semen.

He pulled out then schpacked all over my face.

by King Penguin george bush October 11, 2008

Scholastitute

"Scholar" hired to validate the opinions and prejudices of his/her employers. A PhD of ill repute.

That think-tank is staffed entirely by scholastitutes.
I had such promise as a student; to think that I ended up as a scholastitute for a political campaign is almost too much to bear.

by Bellingson January 20, 2011

Scholarly debate

This term is generally used when two or perhaps a few more people debate something so obscure, or perhaps simply uninteresting to the general public, that they are the only people on the planet who know about the subject, and therefore know so much more about this specific subject than everyone else that they can only be deemed "scholars" on the subject.

Ex. 1

Scholarly debater 1:
"The other day my friend from Finland and I got in an argument over whether or not it was proper for Miklos Spanyi to use a piano forte rather than a period instrument such as the harpsichord in his recent recordings of Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach's keyboard concertos. We thought it would be on the news.. but it wasn't."
(sadly this is for the most part a true story)

Normal person: "The fuck are you talking about??"

Ex. 2

Scholarly debater 2
"More recent lab studies on Rhesus monkeys have suggested that old studies showing that cannabis damages the hippocampus were based on unsound and dishonest methods (not surprising since they were government sponsored) and that even at 100 times the amount that would get you high, there is actually a total lack of any long term effects on the hippscampus region of the brain."

Normal Person: "Hippo what?? fuck this, I'm going to go smoke a bowl."

by Max Senalger August 25, 2011

scoopadoodle

when you scoop up your poop and put it in a girl's vagina and start to make love to her to make it more moist

-damn yesterday i did the scoopadoodle to this bitch she got it deep

by the real nigg May 13, 2019