Double Schmoove

When your having sex with a condom, but pull out, just in case.

Damn...I almost got Christina pregnant last night, good thing I did the Double Schmoove

by DontGoInRawNigga January 19, 2020

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009

schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014

schmooze

To be shy!

Ujih john was schmoozed at the occasion

by Ujih john June 1, 2018

Schmokies

To partake in the lighting of the good-good, burn the green goddess, smoke the reefa, or blaze the boo-boo.

Bruh - you got some schmokies?
Yo - homie- hit me up for them schmokies later.

by Browniemann December 6, 2018

Schmooze

A level above flirt. Usually to impress the opposite sex.

“Zach you’re being a schmooze”

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019