Schmoigle

A secret place up the male who har which can only be found if the person is Jewish and eats a lot of green fruit BUT NO PEARS

Jim found his schmoigle yesterday cawr it was smashin

by AldiMorrisons August 22, 2018

[schmoodle]

(a)Anything you want it to be. (b)Has to be little.

I had a little schmoodle on my face after i was done my salad.

by rayrayraeraeh October 25, 2007

schmoodle

The act of being in a warm embrace with another significant someone on a soft surface.

I was schmoodling Lauren on the couch last night, when Maeve, Rachel, and Lexi walked in wanting to join the schmoodle session. And then we called up the rest of the cabin seven girls, so we waited for Hannah, Daphne, Marya, Hannah, Lily, and Gaby to show up. We sent the pictures to Meredith and Kelsey.

by Gray! October 18, 2008

schmoogie

Promotional item, with company logo and contact info, given to promote a company name. Items usually include clothing, hats, pens, office supplies, magnets, etc.

The salesmen were giving out schmoogies to the customers to advertise our name in their office. Putting our name on the schmoogies makes them remember us more than the competition.

by kardiak October 24, 2008

Schmoocher

Likes to perform various sex acts with food. Usually melons or squash.

He was a total goober schmoocher. That schmoocher totally bought that cantaloupe to bang.

by HauntedEurekaSprings April 21, 2017

Schmoogle

The act of throwing up on the feet, during sexual intercourse with the feet, prodominately done by the male, while the female vomits.

I schmoogled with your mom last night.

by Love2schmoogle April 4, 2011

Schmookel

A schmookel is a jew that has converted to the Islam religion. This conversion usually is a reaction to the Israel - Palestine conflict.

Uri: Oh man, have you heard about these Israëli troopers shoot at Palestine civilians? I don't wanna be a part of this, I'm going to be a muslim from now on.
Max: Oh dude, you're such a Schmookel.

by Stiffy Mcjuicyballs July 11, 2009