schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

Schmierdo

1.A person who is off the weirdo charts. Usually tall beautiful light-skinned women from the little lost island country of Afro-Caribbea. It is believed that the heavy presence of succotash mutated there weirdo DNA to Super Weirdo and then to Schmierdo. 2.A Professional Weirdo

Aniesa please stop dancing in your chair, there is no music, you are such a schmierdo.

by Joe Schmoker October 27, 2008

schmiegal

Noun- A slut; whore; hoochie; hood rat. Someone who "sleeps around"

"Dude, do you recognize Alex's girlfriend?"
"Yah, isn't that Melissa from High School?"
"Yep- that's her. She blew the whole football team before every game."
"I know! That chick is a total schmiegal, man."

by Mortis McAbre May 18, 2010

Schmizz

Like jizz but Schmizz
Like a mad dawg's Schmizz but for the real ones doe.

Its the schmitt's version of jizz but schmizz.

Sorry I got some schmizz on you.

Is that your Schmizz stain?

by The N3gro1d January 16, 2020

schmizz

A stage positive to 'boss'. If something is for the most part 'ahh mate im not even messin' or thought as being deserving an upgrade from 'boss' to 'm'boss' it could well be considered as qualifying for 'schmizz'
- Danny Tinthy (St. Martyn University)

Look at that, that's schmizz

Ernie's face is boss but Bert's is schmizz

The Schmizz

by Dan T October 19, 2004

scheizer

Dude shitting on a chick and her liking it.

He banged her but she didnt cum till he scheizered on her

by KaiRedJess February 12, 2005

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil)

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.

by Reaper1242 October 3, 2008