schlongingdingle

german term for deez nutz

big schlongingdingle

by joanbiden August 2, 2024

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

Scorping

Scorping occurs when two gay men partake in anal intercourse and the top releases all his pent up chode cheese (smegma) into the bottom’s anus. The bottom then shits out the shit and the chode cheese combined and eats it.

Gibby and I were hardcore scorping last night.

by Onfoenem667 February 5, 2025

Schtoiping

Schtoiping is the act of having someone with no prior medical training or experience remove the skin off your penis using kitchen utensils or teeth

“Dude I had Jessica try schtoiping me last night, best idea ever!”

by Droydtech Enterprises April 11, 2025

Schnorking

The act of licking a feral cat found in rural Swedish neighborhoods.

Hey Jonathan Damongle XXII, shall we partake in an extravagant schnorking escapade?

by The Bontolimer. March 20, 2026