schloube

a person who has intimate relations with farm animals.

Person 1: Dude, get that schloube out of my barn

Person 2: Yeah, I wouldnt trust me anywhere near your cow.

by Ted E. Bear July 30, 2008

Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

Schlob or Shree

Someone of unimportance, or an annoyance to yourself and/or others

Example 1
Person 1: Graham is sooooo annoying
Person 1: I know, he's such a schlob

Example 2
Person 1: Did you see what Liam did?
Person 2: Who's Liam? Must be a Shree

Schlob or Shree

by Hejdå2000s June 18, 2020

schlorple

A story and or arc of which a person see's things in a more colorful way

"ColorFUL arc. Like.. like.. schlorple"

by RANBOOOOOO February 9, 2021

Schloob

A female with breasts that dangle south of the waist line.

I know someone who died in there..." "What a schloob!

by asttprk December 17, 2010

schlobber

One who schlobs.

Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.

by harry flashman October 11, 2003

SCHLOOBIE SAUCE

The light colored sauce your chinese food is swimming in.
Helps the food slide down your throat easier.
Esp. the vegetable dishes.
(Not soy sauce.)

Mom, order me some vegetable chow mein, and make sure it has plenty of schloobie sauce so I do not choke on it and end up in the ER.

by lamoismynamo August 25, 2009