schlongdidong

a big penis that i like to suck on

oh wow your boyfriend has a really big schlongdidong

by cocks are very daddy February 15, 2022

Schlong

Pronounced : Shi-long

1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.

2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")

Example 1)
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"

Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"

Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop

by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009

schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.

I rode down the street on my schlongboard

by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008

Schlong-Sleeve

Condom usually magnum used to fit a larger penis. Can also be called a schlong-sleeve shirt.

Greg put on his schlong-sleeve so he could take care of Rebecca.

by Charlie T. May 18, 2010

Schlong

The lord and master of Uranus.

Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.

by Wolf89 December 28, 2005