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schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut
Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!
by cum doctor May 15, 2023
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Schlafo

noun or adjective - 1)To sleep/schlafen 2)To smoke 3)A substitution for almost any word in the common dictionary, descibing states of mind, emotions, or handicaps 4) To describe a very altered state of mind and body
1) I'm gonna go to SCHLAFO 2) "Hey, you wanna SCHLAFO before class?" 3)You just dropped the SCHLAFO on the floor..good job 4) After last night, we were all completely SCHLAFO'D
by Dr. Woke 'N Boke September 19, 2004
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Schlafsack

sounds really disgusting; is a good insult (it really just means sleeping bag in German)
Guy1: "I sleep in a schlafsack at night. You should try it; they're real comfortable."

Guy2: "...wtfff??/"
by r!b0fl4v!n April 23, 2006
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schlamiel

A person who is naturally awkward and or clumsy.
The schlamiel went to get some soup and then spilled it before he got back to his seat.
by zornorf January 7, 2016
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schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded
He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.
by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011
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schlactered

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED
by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008
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Schlampemann

German for "A heroically slutty man".
I'm so ugly that, if it weren't for Schlampemann, I wouldn't have gotten play for 2 full years!!!
by Toni Mac August 5, 2007
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