Scheissberg

(noun) Refers to the formation of a large mound of human faeces in the toilet bowl such that its peak reaches above the water level. It may or may not threaten to make contact with the defecator's nether-regions due to its immensity.

From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.

"Gee... I should have flushed half-way through that number-twos session! I nearly hit a Scheissberg."

by RoadsScholar53 May 29, 2009

Schettler

A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.

Hey Bruce, do you see that dumb ass rabbit eating all the lettuce in my garden? Let's shoot it!

No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!

by Squeals14 January 14, 2017

schettini

giving someone a blow job so intense that the cum goes flying out their nose.

Shit dude you just gave a bomb ass schettini!

by anymoreshitandimdone May 9, 2016

scheiterlein

the epitome of awesome.

if you looked up awesome in the dictionary know what you'd find? The definition of the word awesome, which scheiterlein is.

Whoa, that ferrari is scheiterlein!

That was such a scheiterlein touchdown pass!

I won the lotto? SCHEITERLEIN!

by yourexcellence June 24, 2010

scheift

a wrong doing to someone, grimy,

how you gonna ditch me and hang out with her, you mad scheift

by heavenlee November 22, 2007

Schitari

A type of drug traditional used as cheap subsitutes of marijuana and willet.

Last night I snuck behind the barn to smoke some willet and schitari with my mother's bong.

by chow Meister November 16, 2012

Schitzkanoid

A shithead that's annoying me.

Don't be a shiska Noid or yeah Benny that schitzkanoid just won't leave it alone.

by EricT1960 April 9, 2019