scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003

Schaubing

Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.

Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?

Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.

by Duncanseven December 30, 2013

Charming Hamad

No words can make the beginning of this perfect as u are simply you came in and messed up with everything inside of me the first time I saw ur eyes made me realize a lot made feel for a sec that I’m looking at a masterpiece of art 💙. I've failed you several times. But there was one moment I failed you beyond measure. I told my self many times maybe this is not what dose love means i tried to forget you but in each time I fall harder than before ! I want to spend the bad days before the good one with u let me save that heart from this world hun I’ll say loud and clear I lOVE YOU ! Okay I want to thank you for always being there for me when I needed it, for helping me through the bad times and I want to let you know that I will always be there for you. You’re so loving, caring and thoughtful. You always put a smile on my face . I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate having u in my life, and I hope you know how much you mean to me . I just want you to know how much I LOVE YOU 💙.

Charming Hamad you are my first and last love forever !

by nfnf ur love January 20, 2020

scheming

When a guy is hitting on a girl.

He thought she was hot, so he started scheming on her at the club.

by Julie Johnson September 22, 2010

scarling

scarling- former singer of Jack Off Jill Jessicka's new band. Also a member of the scarboard on the scarling website is called a scarling.

"Welcome to all scarling newbies"

by Lord and Lost September 13, 2003

prince charming

Someone or something that removes a flaw or self-destructive quality in someone else (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from Prince Charming in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' who saves Snow White from death.

"Last year I nearly died from alcohol poisoning but ever since, football has been the prince charming."

by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008

scarfing

To masturbate while strangling oneself.

The police classified Jim's corpse as scarfing due to his hand on his exposed penis and the belt that was around his neck.

by Nell T. May 19, 2008