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Karissa Stanton

A drop dead gorgeous girl. She is a blessing to those around her and should be treasured. Her presence alone should be valued greatly. If you see a Karissa Stanton you should treat them like a queen.

She is a fashion goddess, can draw well and is obsessed with anime. She is also into BTS and simps over a man named Jin. But despite this, I am very lucky to know a Karissa Stanton.

Her cute blonde bangs compliment her bold brown eyes and she is just g. o. r. g. e. o. u. s. Her smile alone can give anyone butterflies. She needs a man who is tall so if you are below 6’ keep scrolling you whore and eat some veg.

She loves herself, but not enough, so if you know a Karissa Stanton, make sure you spoil her with compliments and tell them how beautiful they are. They are kind and caring and will most likely return the gesture. We love Karissa Stanton.

Overall, a kpop and anime obsessed cutie!
Call me Karissa Stanton because I am a hottie
by KarissasNumber1Simp November 3, 2020
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The Santoni Effect

When one pees themself due to an excessive amount of laughter caused by another. This effect is often induced by someone very close or friendly with you.
Oh god, I peed myself,hah! I need a change of pants, I'll get the car seat wet. The Santoni Effect has occurred... Oh lawl!
by Zeviand April 2, 2008
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Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan

Especially large woman in an XS jersey with 3 or 4 teeth which are usually yellow in color!
Wow that Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan bought 3 tickets for tonights game and she's using all 3 seats!!
by Sens Fan April 28, 2005
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scanlon

1. To extend the truth beyond any conceivable belief.

2. To consume 10 times the natural healthy limit of takeaway food.
"My Honda Civic can fly and cure world hunger."
"Shutup you Scanlon!

or

"I hooked up with 8 bitches while downing 5 large Double Cheeseburger meals"
"As if! what are you, some sort of scanlon or something?"
by Kymbo June 11, 2006
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Scantina

Hey Bob, want to hit a couple of scantinas tonight?
by Anonymooski October 21, 2009
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Scandonavian

Scandonavian: one who is scandalous by nature and leads a man/woman on for sometimes months at a time without any care for your feelings.

Word can be shortened as Scando still holding the same meaning.
That chick was Scandonavian, how did I fall for that!?

Man, what a Scando, girls like that piss me off!
by Head honcho October 27, 2012
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Scranton

A place you would think is fun and amazing because “the office” took place there, but it really isn’t. In fact, there is nothing to do there
“Hey, wanna go to Scranton”
“If it’s not parade day, what’s the point?”
by Squid Daddy May 16, 2018
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