Sami post

An instagram post that is usually a post of a holiday (abroad), but is posted extremely late from when the photo was actually taken. This is usually due to the roughly consistent monthly posting on the account depending when the user realises he has not posted in a while.

Usually comes with a select few people "complaining" in the comment section.

Raffi: Is this another Sami post
Harry: Yeah did you see the T-pose
Pranav: STFU
Harun: LMAOOOOOO

by Not Spamihax June 1, 2019

sami

the most beautiful one has seen in his/her lifetime... her smile is a charm

i dream of seeing a sami one day

by siavash April 24, 2005

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Samil

A very sexy, amazing person who is great at siking and has a massive penis like massive.

Bitch 1: Is that samil he has a massive dong

Bitch 2: I know right i couldn't even walk after

by Diamondsss January 21, 2019

Stabbin' Sami

A crazy girl from Minnesota that likes to stab people with needles at football games

"I hear Stabbin' Sami is at it again, hence the new outbreak of AIDS"

by JentasticJohnson September 26, 2009

Samin

A female name, Samin is a Smart,brave heart and cute girl who comes from heaven. Also no one can get to know her because They are not clever enough.

Generally Samin is the best. She is the one. She rules the world.

+what a wonderful girl, what's her name?

_ she must be Samin :))

by Era mo ro ge da May 11, 2021

The Sami Factor

when you start cursing on an amusement park ride, then throw up

"Alright there are two factors you must be careful about, the piss factor, which is when you go on a ride and it goes high and drops, you pee in your pants.Then There is the Sami Factor...."
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"

by DuecheBag July 5, 2006