When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.
"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019
Get the santorum specialmug. Work from an engineer so terrible, it can only be that they have received a Santorum; a frothy mixture of lube, cum, and fecal matter.
The engineer that put this machine together was so inept, he just have just received his Engineeric Santorum in stead of a degree.
by CanadianGeese April 4, 2021
Get the Engineeric Santorummug.