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bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).
We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
by Artmedic March 25, 2010
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Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩
STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."
by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021
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saigon headache

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever
What some of these people do is sickening.
by cynic September 3, 2004
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Slison

A Slison in the simplest term is a person who 'fails at life' to the highest degree.
To qualify they must meet all these conditions:
1. Love moustaches
2. Believe that unicorns will one day magically appear
3. Defend pervy old men
What you can't even figure that out? You're such a Slison!
by bingg June 2, 2011
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Saimon

If your name is Saimon your gay. His brother is handsome named Sebastian. Saimon mostly cries if he loses on any game or other arguments .
Sebastian: I bet I can beat you in Fortnite!

Saimon: Bet:
*Sebastian claps Saimon*
Saimon: *Crying and Raging*
by Sebastian Haley December 11, 2019
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samson

sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"
"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"
by ___emily May 24, 2007
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Sansone

Pronounced Sans-own
To completely interupt a conversation between two people by iterjecting an unrelated topic.
person 1 to person 2: so I says to him, "it smells interesting but not like something I would ever want to eat".
person 3: I have a corn on my big toe.
person 2 to person 1: dude, person 3 just sansoned your ass
by Chaosdub October 17, 2008
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