A Daily Robert

The act of taking a piss or going to the bathroom in any form at the same time daily; preferably between 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM.

"Dude where are you going?"
"I'll be right back I just have to take A Daily Robert."
"Ah, okay."

by 122344a March 6, 2013

Kris Coombs-Roberts

The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.

How the fuck does Kris Coombs-Roberts play 2 riffs at once?

by Crapfeces November 27, 2022

The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.

by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011

Roger Clemens

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.

Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.

They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

by the migster May 31, 2006

roger daltrey

lead singer of the who, when they made tommy he became really popular. he also grew out his hair. damn good voice. got better throughout the who's career.

Welcome to the camp, I guess you all know why you're here.

by Sweetfeet May 13, 2005

Roger Moored

The act of sexual intercorse

or

" To Bone "

Dude, what happen with that bitch last night !

Vic: Oh yeah i fucking Roger Moored that bitch good !

by cooking vest November 26, 2009