Rotterdasm

A discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female... IN ROTTERDAM

I have been in Holland for 6 months and just had my first Rotterdasm.

by antfox July 21, 2009

Mattress Route

Sleeping your way to the top.

Amy: how did she get that job.
Araksi: that slut? she took the mattress route.

by Araksi P. July 26, 2010

L route

when you or a group of friends drive around aimlessly while smoking marijuana

dave: i want to smoke but i don’t want to stay home

josh: let’s take an L route then

by 🍁Thruple October 31, 2017

Rotter

A person who is a detriment to society, someone completely worthless.

Ed is such a rotter.

by ScrewMonkey October 26, 2004

pig rooter

Man who will fuck any girl, regardless of how fat and ugly she is

Oh man, that guy is a total pigrooter, did you see the fatty he did last night?

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.

The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.

by Jonah Rowley March 4, 2005

Rectum Rooter

That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.

Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?

Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.

Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.

by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008