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sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.
My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.
by Anotymous July 20, 2008
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scurry rosser high school

a school that is full of yee yees and people that juul in the bathroom, not to mention, we suck at football.
by mr. griger August 23, 2019
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dutch router

you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.

while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 1: would you like a dutch router?

man 2: no, that's gay.

man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.

man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!

man 1: yay!

man 2: fag...
by the jamo February 15, 2010
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Router

i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.

ii)A form of unconditional sexual disire towards this networking device. It becomes an obsessive habbit.
i)Cisco Develops routers that keep the Internet going

ii) The General gets intimate with the router just before the lesson starts.
by DHCP_dude April 18, 2006
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Routerfucked

Becoming routerbitched at an extremely inopportune moment during an internet chat.
He told me he wanted to break up, but I got routerfucked and missed it.
by jemjemjem May 2, 2006
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soggy router

A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.

The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.
Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.
by elbastardopilko November 6, 2009
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Rouse

named after famous Brisbane City Lothario from the early 90's - 2010. A Rouse is another name for a Rum and Coke without Ice. To this day the majority of Brisbane pubs and nightspots will serve such a drink upon request without questioning what it actually is. Some say he was single handidly responsible for putting the ithica ice works out of business.
I can't believe that he continues to drink a "Rouse" when its 34deg ... I need to have ice in my rum !
by benocon June 2, 2011
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