rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.

Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.

by acelticsfan November 17, 2010

brown rosette

a brown rosette is the description of your anus hence it looks like a rosette (rose flower).......

go on love..... show us your brown rosette....... or i int going down on that brown rosette unless its been bleached!

by anus angus November 1, 2008

Rosetta Stoned

Trying to learn another language after you just smoked copious amounts of marijuana.

Man, I was so Rosetta Stoned last night.

by lokii420 October 30, 2011

Rosetta stone

A big stone with three languages that let us understand the other languages:
These languages were probably:
English
Ghetto
Ratchet

We used the rosetta stone to understand words such as weave!

by lolmaster127 November 7, 2014

Rosette

An ornament or badge made of ribbon or silk that is pleated or gathered to resemble a rose and is used to decorate clothing or is worn in the buttonhole of civilian dress to indicate the possession of certain medals or honors.
It isn't restricted to ribbon or silk.

A:"How could you forget your rosette? An Inquisitor's badge of office is the most sacred iron, making him the greatest enemy of darkness"
B:"I know i was using it crack walnuts...want me to get yours?"
A:"Yeah i think i left mine on top of a stash of paper"

by c_tan October 10, 2005

Rosetta Stoned

When you get high with a bunch of people who don't speak your language.

Rick: Dude, all those guys from China were hella chill.
Dale: Yeah man, you got so Rosetta Stoned.

by ThoseGuysFromChina March 27, 2012

rostermonster

An evil Human Resources Director.

A roster is a list of names of people involved with an organization of some kind. A master of the roster would be the head or Director of Human Resources. A person is inherantly evil is consdered to be a monster.
A rostermonster is thus the evil Human Resources Director.

Employee: I'd like to request some time off to attend to personal matters.

Rostermonster: We do not allow time off for any reason whatsoever. You must report to work on time, every day and work your entire scheduled shift. Noncomplaince with company policy will result in termination of employment.

by trixxieglittergirl March 18, 2011