roommate incest

participating in "bedroom" activities with one's room/housemates.

she invited me to hook up with them! like a threesome... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!

by hottie with a body July 16, 2008

Roommatetionship

A person that is your roommate but not your friend or in a romantic relationship with you. They can either be hated or just be around to help make rent cheaper. Simply you only have the relationship of being roommates.

"Samantha and I are in a roommatetionship."

"I don't hate Lenny, we are in a roommatetionship."

by Mollz12 January 13, 2009

roommatey

noun- A roommate that is a fellow pirate

"Dude, why were you and your roommate out plundering last night?"
"Because we're roommateys"

by DickNuden August 30, 2011

Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

by Frank Fioretti January 5, 2008

Smelly Roommate

See Sarah Bader

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Roommate

The reason why you are not sleeping right now. Not because he is annoying, but because he is one of your best friends even if he wasn't before rooming. The one who can make you laugh with random stuff he does in the safety of your room and vice versa. The kind that you can make endless inside jokes with, sometimes even daily.

I started randomly dancing and instead of judging me, my roommate applauded me

by awesomeroomie November 30, 2010

angry roomate

In which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. Both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect penis.

Steve: Yo, this is like the 5th time you've had to crash at my place! Wtf, man?

Jimmy: Yeah. Sorry, man, but I keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!

Steve: Assface. Don't be a wenis. Cover your penis.

Jimmy: I did...with the couch.

by roberto mclean July 22, 2006