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puerto rican pig roast

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014
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do the roar

Do the roar shrek
by Boomboyy December 5, 2016
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road parrot

A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."

Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
by Enno October 17, 2006
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Glue on Roach

A type of ritualistic sacrifice in which a person performs the action of pouring glue, (usually Elmers) on a roach, sticking it to the tile. This ritual will be performed inside a school bathroom, and will also be performed while the person who sacrifices the roach screams "GLUE ON ROACH!" This sacrifice is performed to the glue gods to grant unlimited glue to the person who sacrifices the roach. As the ritual continues the person sacrificing the roach will get progressively get more illiterate, making the chant more caveman like.
"GLUE ON THE ROACH!" "GLUE ON ROACH!"
by gay bhiiiiioy July 13, 2019
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Roadman

The average British year 7 who pulled a plastic fork on someone and now thinks they are a fucking mad man they also tend to pull up on kids or old people because they know that's all they can fend off, they likes to wear shitty Adidas track suits
You know Tyler told Mr adabish to shut up blud or I'll shank you fam, he's a proper hard roadman be careful mate
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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Middle of the Road

Being "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" is similar to Being a "FENCE SITTER."

"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.

A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.

Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.

These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.

They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.

They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)
"You won't get Chuck to send off his kid to some Oil War in the Middle East, he is a "Middle of the Road" person."
by Ian De La Rosa November 21, 2013
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Road Blunt

Danny Para called me at midnight wanting to know if i wanted to smoke a road blunt.
by Doyouevnlift31 November 9, 2012
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