ringstabber

a person that likes to insert their penis in somebodys "browneye"

i hate that poofter norton. hes such a fucking ringstabber.

by dale winton April 7, 2003

ringsting

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

Lord of the Rings

An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.

Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!

by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016

polti rings

Guy who lifts everyday and he checks his biceps out on the mirror in gymnastics and always skips leg day. Can't swim either because he's so top heavy
But he's a cool dude

"Who's that polti rings faggot?"

by cttc11 May 21, 2014

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 1, 2019

chicken rings

Visible rings usually occurring in pairs around the outermost edges or sides of the tread on a motorcycle tyre (or tire). They are formed when only the innermost part of the tyre wears because the bike has never been leaned over far enough on its side into corners for them to be scrubbed out.

Check out the chicken rings on that straight line hero's bike

by Fred Eyre November 22, 2013

the lord of the rings

great books/movies and harry potter is a good book series but it does not even come close to the lord of the rings. i mean come on it was written by a guy with three initals for his name.

"i hope aragorn, legolas, and gimli from the lord of the rings cut off the heads of harry potter and his gay ass friends"

by pat-0-rama December 11, 2003