Retarded 

A word that describes 99.9% of people from a personal viewpoint, that 0.1% being you. Also know that everybody else views you the same way, but you don't know it.

Also a word that describes someone who acts mentally challenged or otherwise disabled.

When I think you're retarded, I'll never know if you think that I'm retarded.

Retarded by Sukov Blyatovich May 29, 2018

retarded 

David Beckham is a tard

David Beckham is retarded

LONDON: Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday.

"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.

retarded by Coaster April 13, 2006

retarded 

the definition for "retarded" is:
the movie When A Stranger Calls.

yeah that movie is retarded.

retarded by RedMunchkinSam August 13, 2006

Retarded 

You

You: lol lemme search retarded next
*searching*
*found*
Retarded: you
You: im sed now :'(

Retarded by K1NGKA1 May 30, 2018

Retarded 

All my stupid followers and followings who look after the meaning of their stupid names here in this ducking dictionary and then posting it on their story.

Oh look at that guy/girl! Such a dumb! Ewww. So retarded

Retarded by Kiarash bhm August 16, 2018

Retarded 

The person who just looked for this word in Urban Dictionary.

If ure readin' dis u retarded

Retarded by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

retarded 

Tobias Mccullum

“He retarded as shit must be Tobias slow ass.”

retarded by realassbitchwhoonlyspeakfacts. June 27, 2019