"Reddit" is a term for when a group of unemployed
people gather around a fire in their
mom's basement and tell tales of the phenomenon known as women and how they
dream of seeing women in the daylight. A frequent user of Reddit is known as a "Redditor". Although never seen in daylight or outside of their room, Redditors are a mysterious and seemingly bizarre species that to this day eludes mankind of its true nature.
"EVERYONE, look a
Redditor in our midst:
"Isn't the
Redditor's natural habitat inside Reddit? Why is it here?"
"A Redditor sometimes ventures outside its natural habitat to gather
food and nutrients"
"But all it's gathering is some Mountain Dew, Takis, Doritos, ice cream and something called Five Hour Energy
"That is nutrients to a Redditor"