The sweat that forms on your balls when you're fucking your sister. May also be applied when fucking your hot female cousin, i.e. incest.
by Bushpig61 September 5, 2010
Get the Relative Humidity mug.The phenomenon in which extreme environmental factors (especially speed greater than the speed of light) change our perceptions of the same objective amount of time.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
by Joe Shizzle April 12, 2005
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Get the My relatives are so fucking annoying mug.Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.
by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008
Get the Relative Humidity mug.1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair
Some people say that Jesus was realived.
After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.
After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.
by Jizzle January 12, 2005
Get the realive mug.The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.
Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.
by Geoff Saunders Wheeler Dealer Frinky Poo March 19, 2008
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You: What happened to all the soda?
On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?
You: Time to die.
On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?
You: Time to die.
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