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Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.
LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019
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Raquel

One of the best people you will ever meet. She will respect you and will care for you. She is often very cute and will play with your hair a lot. You’ll be lucky to have a Raquel in your life.
Person 1: she was sweet

Person 2: must be a Raquel
by ldktbh October 15, 2019
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Total Request Live

One of the crappier shows on MTV

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by rock fan February 18, 2003
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Raquib

He, who is superior to ALL.
You think Pele is the best? I think Diego is the Raquib of football.
by FootballHead August 21, 2008
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racquelle

another word for a sexyy, hot, pretty, beautiful, amazing girl who not only is hot, but has a nice ass and very smart. shes one of the most amazing girls u will ever meet, and very trustworthy but can trust ppl easily. guys wanna hook up with her, girls are jelous of her. guys also wanna sex her, and most defenitly dagger her. did i mentionn she has a big ass ;)
man: yo whos that sexy girl ova der?
person : aha thats racquelle
man: i wanna doo soo much shit to herr, can u introduce me ;) i really wanna hook up with her
by ffvgerggegegttgg December 25, 2009
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Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge

Facebook Friend Binge: The act of sending many requests, at one time, to be friends with random individuals on facebook; adding people you wish to creep or learn more on.

Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.
Ex. 1 Sarah: "Did you hear that Carolyn had a facebook friend purge recently?"

Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"

Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."

Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."
by musicallyfit848 December 25, 2009
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Fuck Request

Sending someone a "Friend Request" on Facebook in the hopes of opening a channel of communication that will lead to them opening their body to you temporarily.
"Imma send Crystal a Fuck Request on Facebook."
by Jacques Tardi August 28, 2013
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