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Twelve monkeys dancing on a pink trampoline whilst singing "Louie, Louie" and drinking banana daquiris. Also, Snoop Dogg is playing the bongos and discussing physics with Albert Einstein and Fred Durst in the corner of the lunchroom, eating pie, cheddar cheese, and dung beetles.

Random random random random DUCK random random random FUCK random random.

by Egyptian Feces Gones Mad, or Just to Hawaii May 20, 2004

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Suprising, but usually awsome:)

*2 people talking about school*
Person 1: Want a doughnut?
Person 2: Wow that was random!

by Agent n00beh April 19, 2005

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a non-college person

"She won onto a random"

by anna :) May 12, 2005

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a nice, BIG hunk of pork playing ping pong in hawaii with 2 frisbees and a scotch egg.

:p

by naomimmm...... October 21, 2003

random

Something that doesn't appear to belong

i.e. you find a yo-yo on the ground going to class: "That's so random"

by Alexis February 09, 2005

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Anyone who keeps guitar picks, sugar packets, stink bombs, computer chips with viruses on them, a palm pilot, and fortune cookie fortunes in their pockets all at the same time.

Random person: "Yeah and I also have a stink bomb somewhere in here...Crap! Where'd it go?"
Normal person: "Wow. I'm leaving."

by 120000417 September 28, 2006

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when someone does something bizarre/inappropriate or out of the ordinary!

this dodgy lad who was on a training course with me used to try and impress everyone by doing something unusual at an inapropriate time so we nicknamed him Randy-Random lol, like stick his work up his shirt pretend he forgot where he put it and then in a mr.bean voice would pull it out and say, something stupid like JAM JARS AND CRAZY CARS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BABY DOING HERE? Random!!!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005