rangers

The quintessential English club playing in Scotland, probably best known for its moronic support who hate all things Catholic and, for some strange reason, Irish. The supporters also appear fixated by paedophilia, probably due to the actions of a previous first team player. First club in the history of European football to be fined for sectarian behaviour, its supporters have been banned from travelling within the UK due to past troubles. Struggled in recent years due to financial difficulties, it is now very much an also ran in the competition for prizes.

"This has to be said about Rangers…as a Scottish Football club they are a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace. This country would be a better place if Rangers did not exist". - Ian Archer (journalist 1970s)

by WilliamBoyne July 17, 2007

Glasgow Rangers

A scottish football team. Supported by mainly Protestants and have been coined Dirty Orange bastards (DOBs) and huns. They also have a grossly different way of interpreting F.T.P...........

"The huns lost at the weekend" - random person talking about Glasgow Rangers losing their match
"Glasgow Rangers dropped to 3rd place in the league under Hearts"

by The Aise of Spaids June 16, 2006

Glasgow Rangers

A scottish football team, who ain't celtic and are supported by BNP voting nazis.

'Rangers = White power' flag often seen at televised rangers games

by black flag June 2, 2004

rangers

A dance group from southern california. They blow minds with real jerk dances and sweet moves. They put lots of badass videos out on youtube. They were gone but now they back.

Man the rangers are the realest jerkers in town.

by yuhhhhhh23 July 27, 2009

Ragger Muffin

Some one you knock up then she does not lose the weight after the baby.

Dude look at that girls mom you better drop her, since her mom looks like a ragger muffin.

by V3r50n January 23, 2011

rangers

One of the most successful football teams in existence. Started in 1872. Since there beginning they have won
The club is home to an all-seated 51,082-capacity Ibrox Stadium in south-west Glasgow, has been accredited as one of UEFA's five-star stadia.

Rangers have a big rivalry with Celtic which they have more victories over their rivals
Rangers F.C. - 148 Wins
Draws - 92
Celtic F.C. - 134 Wins

Rangers have acheived many records and cups:
The trophy room consists of at least 198 trophies which includes a world record of
51 league titles. 9 in a row 31 scottish cup titles and 24 league cup titles.

Record home attendance: 118,567 vs Celtic, January 1939

Record victory: 13-0 vs Possilpark, Scottish Cup, October 1877
Record appearances: John Greig, 755, 1960-1978
Record league appearances: Sandy Archibald, 513, 1917-1934
Record European competition appearances: Barry Ferguson, 65
Record goalscorer: Ally McCoist, 355 goals, 1983-1998
Shutout record: Chris Woods, 1196 minutes, 1986/87 (British record)

celtic fan: 'we won the last title'
rangers fan: ' we won 51 of them'
celtic fan: 'weve won less old firm matches'
rangers fan: 'big jock knew'

by rangers1872 August 5, 2007

Rangers

Rangers - Arguably one of the biggest professional football teams in the world, and the biggest in Scotland. The club holds the record for most professional competitive honours won in world football. The club, (like its rival, Celtic FC), has a shameful background of sectarianism spawning from the tension of Glasgow in the 19th and early 20th century regarding Irish Catholic immigrants.

"Rangers are one of the biggest clubs in world football."

by romulusWolfe April 28, 2007