Raccoonist 

The skillful art of training raccoons
They don't always bite and love to play games. Keith Livingston is the first and only raccoonist.

Keith and Amanda practiced raccoonery for 5 days, Rikki was trained well he is a good raccoonist.

Raccoonist by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Racooneggs 

Youtuber- pretty dam awesome

“Why don’t we just replace airport runways with plates and airplane wheels with sponges so people can just eat off the floor and then at the end of the day they can just drop a big soap bomb and send in the planes to do some figure 8s”

“We got some racooneggs”

Racooneggs by Bellbell:p September 7, 2019

raccoons4life 

A very cool TikToker, who is a really good friend, very funny and EXTREMELY good at editing. If you are mutuals/friends with them, you should be very proud.

I am a mutual of raccoons4life!
Really?? Omg, that's so cool!! You should be very proud of yourself!

raccoons4life by Aydi June 11, 2021

Raccoonmilk 

Raccoonmilk
Someone who appears to be kind and friendly on the outside, when in reality, he is the type of person that will rampage and destroy everything you love on a minecraft world. He is a blight upon the land which also kills minecraft cats.

How did that wither spawn in my base?! Oh, it was probably Raccoonmilk.

Raccoonmilk by bestrustkiller2020 December 1, 2021

Raccoon playhouse 

The act of applying vast amounts of anal stretching cream to your rectum and allowing multiple raccoons climb inside

That strange old guy from next door was creating a raccoon playhouse in his backyard

Raccoon playhouse by BootyHoleBandit69 January 2, 2023

Urban Raccoon 

A person looking through a grocery store's throw away for bruised fruits/veggies, or just overdue foods.

Ever since Trader Joe's came to Atlantic Avenue, there have been a lot more urban raccoons popping up.

Urban Raccoon by toebutt April 20, 2011

Third Raccoon Eye 

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.

"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."

Third Raccoon Eye by asiandong June 6, 2016