Raccoon Jesus

A (God) that is praised by Racc Clan, is extremely powerful and is one of the most powerful creation in the universe.

Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan

He is as powerful as Raccoon Jesus

by RaccBoi November 16, 2019

Dirty Raccoon

Act characterized by 2 individuals having doggy style sex. Performer starts to finger the recipients ass and using that same finger draws a fecal circle around the receiving partners eyes. Once the circles are completed, the performer shall end all sexual contact, run out the door and tip over the recipients garbage cans.

I was banging a stuff girl doggy style when she asked for a dirty raccoon. So I fingered her ass, circled both her eyes and then ran out the front door pushing over her garbage cans.

by Vail Guys 2007 March 19, 2007

Techno-Raccoon

Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!

A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute

B: Yeah

by Sanjibad December 8, 2010

ranch raccoon

A nickname used for whites people used by poc.

Those ranch raccoons never shut up

by FEiV December 3, 2020

snow raccoon

a snow raccoon is a woman who prefers dating white boys with long hair and a fat girl fetish

1Boy - You know Laura? She likes white boys with long hair and fat girl fetish

2Boy - Yeah she is definitely a SNOW RACCOON

by ZDECHLAK November 12, 2021

Raccoon Roulette

A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.

"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."

by hinglingmaster June 13, 2019

ninja raccoon

an awesome animal.a raccoon that has been trained to be a ninja. is better than any other animal alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Or- A person who is able to surmount all obstacles with ease. A person who faces challenges with courage and enthusiasm. a genius that excels at math and science. has extreme flexibility that comes out of nowhere. a force to be reckon with. an all around lethal weapon

kid 1: omg its a ninja raccoon!
kid 2: those things are awesome!!!
kid 1: you got that right!!!

by ninja raccoon11 July 6, 2010