Queem Wad

Big ol' wad of queem on someones face.

I just gave her a nice queem wad on her face.

by Chadilac Stackilac January 20, 2009

quam time

when the first two letters of a persons name are qu and they are hanging out with a person whose first name ends in am they are having quam time.

Quinten: Sam do you wanna have quam time?
Sam: Yes i would.

by Laxer18 July 3, 2010

queaf

n. Sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped. Not usually flammable unless there is something amiss "down there".

Usage: "I enjoy a good queaf after dinner".

by Mikee D April 26, 2004

Quami

A quami is a hard-pressed kiss directly on the ear opening which creates a vacuum-like (and sometimes painful) suction effect.

"My ear's been hurting since my sister gave me a quami."

by Kim Z. February 2, 2007

Queafing Wars

The act of various females going into a room and blowing air through her vagina to see who makes the loudest noise.

Girl, Queafing wars at my house tonight:)

by Paper2546 October 25, 2011

quamelcakes

any sexual discharge that turns into cake.

"dude check out this quamelcakes this bitch left on my sheets last night!"

by dave and cole February 20, 2009

queat

a sweet word for great. it's how ducks sayy great. Great in duck language.
(THE SWEETEST EFFING WORD EVER!)
I KNOW.

"This is queat!!!"

"OMG that is so queat!"

I just saw the queatest joey jump by us, in the dezzie."

by BillyBobJoe. February 27, 2008