Quach

word for the female vulva and/or vagina.
invented at Loyola University Chicago (the LUC) when panooch, pussy, taco, and cooch just would no longer cut it.

So did you get it in last night?

Hellz yea! I was all up in that quach!

by mrmiguel October 1, 2009

quach

Anything that you want it to be. A substitution for any other word in the human language. Often used as a noun.

Let me borrow that Quach

Go tell that Quach to calm down, he is out of control.

by Quach-Ball December 11, 2008

QUITCH

A person who constantly Quits and acts like a Bitch while playing sport video games.

He is a Quitch!

by DADARKROOM June 3, 2018

Quitch

An annoying (often butchy) lesbian, a queer bitch that keeps on complaining about men.

She's such a quitch or she's quitching us all the time
(She is such a complaining queer bitch)

by notracer April 18, 2007

quach

-F.U.P.A That extends around the circumferance of the body. Found on women only.

-Uconn EE teacher.
-She walks into the room gracefully with her bulbous quach.
-Be careful when she turns around! She might hit you with her quach.
She has a quach!
-Look out she might hit you with her quach!
-Dam thats a big quach!

by UCONN EE December 27, 2007

quach

To fondle a guys junk in a completely homosexual manner.

Oscar pulled a quach on Adam after they both got drunk last night and woke up next to each other.

by LT Falcon November 25, 2006

quetch

(verb) a) to incessantly complain anything and everything including the weather. b) as a noun, an offensive term for people who quetch all the time.

son comes home from school and starts screaming : oh this horrible Canadian climate why can't it stop snowing already, it's mid january, i want spring.

mother:stop being such a quetch, you've complaining about this weather for the last 3 days straight. Welcome to Canada sweetie. Don't like the climate, you can move out to Naples Italy.

by Sexydimma October 16, 2013