Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

Quarter Hoarder Disorder

An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.

I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."

by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010

no quarter

In a duel, giving quarter would be to allow an adversary to get back on his feet or recover his weapon. Duels without quarter would not include this often time-consuming practice, allowing a contender to kill an enemy under most condiditons.

Judge: "In this fight, no quarter will be given!"
n00b: "Oh $hit!"

by massive_wordage October 26, 2003

quartium

A person submitted to perversion in the lowest ways possible.

Originated in a very small BDSM community, lead by Paddy the Leader.

Sprunkie: Yo did you hear what Eduardo did to Laura?
Rojimo: Yeah man, he totally Quartium'd the f*ck out of her.

by PokemonNo July 31, 2016

Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017

Quarter Motors

When the single cylinder engine pulls the drive shaft to handle the workload no compromises.

THAT'S IT, IT'S TIME TO GO QUARTER MOTORS!!!! CHUG CHUG CHUG REMY LET'S MAX OUT AT QUARTER MOTORS, MOTOR!

by The MGV May 23, 2020

Quarter cock

When a guy has sex with a girl for the first time, he only gives her a quarter of his cock to keep her coming back for the rest.

Yeah I hooked with Halle last night, gave the old quarter cock, and she just called me back for round two!

by Adam Lasagna October 14, 2020