Quantum Computer

An over-engineered computer capable of solving complex problems if provided proper cooling. Prone to melt downs.

"Yo did you ever get that quantum computer working?"

"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."

by Building Tomorrow June 30, 2021

QuantumTV

Black guy who hates black people and anyone who criticized him

QuantumTV is a dumbass

by SUMFURRYTHING June 8, 2022

Quantumfragz

Quantumfragz a person who can never get a nuke

Person 1: hey have you heard about Quantumfragz
Person 2: yeah I heard he can never get a nuke

by Itzliftyy June 22, 2022

quantum conversation

When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.

I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.

by Tomlacko October 29, 2022

quantum revolver

A state of mind which exceeds the limitations of the brain by actions which change the course of a game last second

The blue team beat red team in the last minute, because the striker unleashed quantum revolver.

by BuffGnome February 5, 2023

quantum dating

In romantic terms, that practice which constitutes the smallest possible amount of dating, which can still be considered dating.

I meet Caroline on the way in to work at the same time every day, and for the smallest fraction of a second longer than would occur strictly by chance our eyes lock together, and nothing else worth noting happens but we're cool about it. I guess you could say we're quantum dating.

by Fearman January 4, 2008

Quantum Electrodynamics

You randomly and indeterminably have sex in various positions (simultaneously) at a speed which generates electrical charge.

My girlfriend and I were having awesome Quantum Electrodynamics last night, but then my roommate observed us and collapsed the wave function.

by Scientific Anomoly November 1, 2010